"I can't reach it! Dammit! Now I pissed off! And horny. I'm gonna kill somethin! MAybe I can rub on that tree...Roar."
Cats are for people who don't mind their noses getting nibbled off when the owner unexpectedly dies in the living room.
Tasting grate is entirely different than tasting great.
Suppositions are for people who like to guess with long words.
What do you do when a dingo eats your baby? Why the hell did you bring your baby by a dingo? You know the saying. It was inevitable, dammit.
If your wife asks you to dress in a costume before sex what do you do? You run because that's not your wife, it's a frickin pod person!
My favorite Banned is entirely different than my favorite band.
Are corn flakes veggie dandruff?
If a Democrat and a Republican are in the same room, what do you have? It doesn't fucking matter, they won't listen to you anyway.
Do you keep used hemmorroid pads for posteriority's sake?
Why do Lima beans grow in the US?
When Peruvian locals sprint on the open plateau it's called NASCA racing.
Why do pigs need pens? They don't have thumbs.
Is a large discoing hamburger called meat in abundance?
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